Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...