Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Why are you yelling that?
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Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
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One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...