The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...