Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...