Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...