Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!