Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...