Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...