A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...