What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Go Farther
Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...