Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...