How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...