Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...