Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...