Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Computer lingo guide
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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...