Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!