Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Star Wars Update Changes
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...