tadpole feel lonely
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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
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