God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!