Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...