Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...