Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...