Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...