Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...