Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...