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Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
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A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
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The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
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What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...