Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...