Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...