Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.