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Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
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I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
What’s up Pussycat!
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Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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Girl Talk
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