Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...