Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...