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|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.