Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.