A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...