Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...