Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...