DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...