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No Legs, Ditch
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A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Bilingual Dog
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