YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...