The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!