What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Drinking too much
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Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...