Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...