Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...