A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...