Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...