Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...