The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...