Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...