stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...