Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....