Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...