Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...