Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...